Harvey Specter Fanfiction: Instant Family

Synopsis: One shot. Harvey Specter wants to start a family. He wants one and he wants one now.

 

“It’s instant family, who wouldn’t want that?” Harvey asked. Inspecting each and every one of the trinkets found on mike’s bookshelf.

He had been off the radar for almost 2 days. Mike and Donna were worried sick as the man had been untraceable for the last 48 hours. His phone was shut off and the door man at his apartment had confirmed that he hadn’t come home for the past couple of days. They were about to file a missing person report, but just as they were, Harvey had barged into Mike’s apartment. Mike phoned Donna saying that he had found him. Harvey muttered something about him finding the younger associate.

“You Harvey! You don’t want that!” Mike yelled.

“I know you like living big! But this is not the way, Harvey!” Mike continued giving the older man a huge lecture. This was crazy talk even for Harvey.

Truthfully, he had never seen Harvey like this. He was known to go off the rail sometimes, but this reeked of desperation.

‘Could this be an early attack of midlife crisis?’ Mike silently thought.

“Think about it Mike, I don’t need to go through all of the hassle of raising a child, no endless nights of crying and changing diapers,” he reasoned.

“Yeah! But don’t you want a mini Harvey Specter running around the house yelling: don’t play the odds, play the man?” Mike shrugged.

There was hardly any hope reasoning with Harvey when he was like this.

“Hmmm! The world could always use another Harvey Specter. Alright Mike! You win! I won’t adopt you this time, but do’t think that I won’t try again someday,” He said laughing his ass off.

“On second thought! Not another Specter! It would be catastrophic when your egos collide.” Mike said trying to impersonate a TV reporter. Then he sat on the couch deflated.

Even when he was high, Harvey was still Harvey.