Chapter 2: Second Chances, a Louis Litt fanfiction

Per Dr. Lipschitz: Dissect your dreams to actionable goals and break them down further to even smaller more attainable goals.

The key to achieving a goal is by dichotomizing its parts until you start believing that doing it can be plausible. It’s hard to commit to being mommy, daddy, brother and sister to a cat, but feeding a cat sounds simple enough.

Finding Missus Louis Litt.

“Mom says I’m not getting any younger and she wants to see her grandchildren before she dies. God forbid! Now let’s see who shall I pick… Who gets Litt Up? L-I-T-T UP!!!” Louis said to his dictaphone animatedly pumping his right hand up.

Norma? No she scares the hell out of me.

Donna? Nah! She’s Harvey’s girl.

Jessica? Too attached to Harvey and might possibly be a dominatrix in bed.

Louis shook his head. He needed to find someone outside the firm.  Someone new.

Louis sighed. This was much too cumbersome, he thought.

 

“I need a head hunter for love. Oh wait! Don’t they call that a matchmaker? Yeah! Someone who could help ignite the fire in me like a candle in the wind.”

 

“Aha! Match.com,” he clicked on his laptop cheerily. 

‘Louis Litt was going to light up the internet with his Charm,’ he thought.

“Watch out internet biotches, you are gonna get Litt up! Yeah! This will be done in no day. I’d probably as much dates as much as Harvey says Mike” He thought smiling to himself.

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