Chapter 3: Second Chances, a Louis Litt fanfiction

Per Dr. Lipschitz, to love yourself is to let the world see the real you.

 

Online Dating Profile

Name: Louis Litt

Gender: Male

Seeking: Female life partner

Profession:  Lawyer

Rank: Junior partner

Height: 5' 10"

Built: About Average

Interests: dinning at 3-star Michelin restaurants, becoming a senior partner and you!

Political views: You will be LITT UP!

Family:

Father (alive)

Mother (alive)

Cat (deceased) 

Describe your ideal match:

I’m looking for someone like Hilary Clinton. Just like the secretary of state, I need someone who is ambitious, strong willed and exceptional in character.  My ideal match would also have to be an idealistic who’s not afraid to dream big and is maternal and nurturing in nature. Being sexy as hell is a plus.

Personal Essay:

I am a successful partner at one of New York’s finest law firms. In just 20 years, I have won over 400 high profile cases with a 97.5% success rate, forged business relationships with New York’s elite fighting for Lady Justice all the way.

I’m passionate and hardworking in the boardroom and in the bedroom. My body is my temple. I don’t have any vices: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and I certainly don’t do drugs. In my spare time, I love attending the opera and watching the ballet. I love cats. I am a tender and affectionate lover hoping to find Missus Louis Litt.

Ps. If you do pick me, accept that late nights are just a part of my job. My personal motto is: “If you can’t handle me in my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.” Something Marilyn Monroe came up with, so to her estate the citations are below. Please don’t sue.

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