Per Dr. lipschitz, if you set your goals
your dreams will come true.
Goal #1:
Make senior partner
Goal #2:
Make senior partner
Goal #3:
Learn a new language, but not an
obvious one. Maybe Portuguese?
Goal #4:
Invent something, maybe
someone’s come up with this before, but like a fur sink. Yeah! That would be
interesting.
Goal #5:
Find Harvey’s tailor and shoot
him.
Goal #6:
Learn how football works. Like
what is a field goal?
Goal #7:
Perfect British accent. Top of
the morning mate! Would you like some tea and crumpets?
Goal #8:
Improve body strengths.
Basically, try to do 3 push ups.
Come up with a catch phrase
- Injunctive
- You’re domain is imminently mine
- Harvey, you just got LITT UP! You think
the boss likes you? Because you’re gonna get LITT UP! You just got LITT UP
sucker…
Yeah we got it! Call Dr. Lipschitz to
tell him that I’ve finished the assignment and he is gonna get LITT UP!
Louis hit the rewind button on his
Dictaphone.
“Pathetic!” He muttered.
“These were stupid goals! Well! Except one and two,” he thought.
For as long as Louis could remember, he
had always wanted to be a senior partner at a prestigious law firm. It was a
lifelong dream of his to be part of that inner circle and this had been his
year if not for one: Harvey Reginald Specter. He hated the man as much as he
admired the man.
“That cocky prick! God I hate how he
waltzes around and acts like he owns everything. We’re just the same Harvey and
I. We’re like two peas in a pod. Just because one pea is dressed better than
the other it doesn’t mean that the other isn’t a pea cut from the same pod,” he
said talking to himself.
He hated how he was always second fiddle
to Harvey and how Jessica favoured him. He also hated Harvey’s constant
‘sleeping with your wife jokes.’
“Nice of you to show up to work, Harvey,”
Louis said sarcastically.
“I’m sorry Louis, I was busy bangging
your wife,” Harvey retorted.
“Nice suit!” He would quip.
“Thanks! You’re wife picked it out for
me” Harvey replied.
Louis was up to his neck. Why the world
was infatuated with Harvey Specter, he could never understand. Then it hit him!
What’s the one thing in this world that Harvey doesn’t have? A wife.
Goal #10: Marry the perfect girl!
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